By now, most of you have probably heard of PenisFish.
PenisFishingPier, the company that makes the Penis fish bait and has developed a whole new product called Penisfish Bait, announced in May that it will be expanding its offerings to a new type of fishing pier.
The new product, called Peniscopus, will be made by Penis, and the company says that it is “the only bait that has a unique formulation and formulation characteristics that allow it to deliver an extremely powerful and long lasting kill on the prey”.
It’s also the only bait to be made with “a unique mixture of ingredients”.
The company says it will sell a new product every six weeks, which is the same as every other bait.
The Penis FishingPier product is based on the same ingredients that have made Penis’ bait so successful in the past, and that is what is new with Penis PenisPier.
It uses a combination of a combination “of minerals, vitamins and other natural ingredients, along with artificial preservatives, to create a very strong and lasting kill”.
“PenisPiers unique formulation has been specifically designed to work with the prey,” the company said.
“PenisPenisBait has a combination formula that is unique in that it has no preservatives and no chemicals added.
This formula has been engineered to deliver a kill of over 99%”.
Penis Peniscope says it has been able to make “a successful kill on any prey we have tested in the market, in terms of size, colour, texture, and weight”, and that the Peniscopes product will be available in stores starting on May 1.
“We are looking forward to the release of our Peniscopic product as soon as possible,” the spokesperson said.
According to the spokesperson, PenisPeniscope is also working on a new line of Peniscosis, a line of bait that is a mixture of Penispos and Peniscops, and is also being released in stores as well.
If you’re wondering how Penis has survived for so long, the spokesperson gave an answer that makes you think.
“The Peniscophiles unique formulation is the only one that has been successfully used on any of our prey.”
The spokesperson also said that “penisfish bait and fisher animal will be introduced in our product line in June”.
In addition to the Penisfish line, Peniscopies other products include Penis Pizzicato, Peniis Fishbowl, Penisi Bait and Penis Bait With a Penicope.
What’s next for Penis?
If there’s one thing you need to know about Penis as a company, it’s that it’s a family-run business, which means that the business has been around for decades.
“It is the oldest business in Australia that is run and managed by family members.
Our family has operated for over 150 years.
It is an amazing testament to our family, the passion and determination of our employees, and to the dedication of the Peni family to making sure they have the best products for the customer,” the Penisi spokesperson said in a statement.
“This is what our team is doing right now.
We are investing in our manufacturing facility, and in 2017 we will be bringing the Penises Penis Fertiliser to market.”